Title: Eye Surgeons Bandito Author: Michele Funk Please read to the tune of Frito Bandito. Eye eye eye eye, Eye Surgeons please can you help me? Coke bottle glasses do nothing for me; Eye cannot begin to tell you you see Eye eye eye eye, Lasik can come to my rescue. If I can get Lasik at no cost to me, then finance and credit are blind you see. Eye eye eye eye, Eye Surgeons can you help me? Living in Iowa you will see a cow but they all look like horses now. Eye Eye eye eye, Eye Surgeons will you help me? 20/20 vision would be the best, please pick me for Lasik and I will be blessed. Eye Surgeons can you help me? I take off my glasses can'y see a darn think, TWO DORKS please help me and do the right thing.