Title: I've missed the toilet! Author: Jeri Benson It is true....I have to wear my glasses to pee. I thought my aim was correct but without the visual aid of my glasses, i slid right off of the toilet. By the way, that is definitly a rude awakening at 3am. I have been wearing glasses for 37 years and used to wear contacts but no longer. Contacts irriate my eyes too much. I am in local theatre and always have to wear the glasses. I can never play the young engenue that I have always dreamed of. Because we know, of course, that young beautiful women never wear glasses!